DeadGirlAlive

I've got a stupid pink hat and a decent amount of wit if that makes any difference to you.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Maybe this time a proper introduction?


Whutup, whutup.

Hey so as i explained in my last blog,(though i dont think anybody particularly cares...) my layout was being a little bit of a retard.only a little bit.My name is Kasia as said in my first post. dont even ask how many people cant pronounce my shortened name let alone my full name (Katarzyna). it gets tiring i admit.i might aswell tell them to call me Mayor Chapstick or Jockstrap Noodlebuns, atleast i wouldnt have to worry about mispronunciation, though a few more weirded out looks. but im used to those.

I am in fact Polish, one can tell by my Fresh-off-the-boat-Polish-immigrant-off-to-start-a-new-life-with-her-9-kids-and-illiterate-husband-that-smells-like-goat-cheese-name. i'll tell you guys more about my dysfunctional immigrant family later on in my posts. For now i'll focus on saying as much about myself as possible.

I hate to say this but i don't get out much. i live near Vancouver but its more of a ghetto suburban neighborhood with kids that have nothing better to do than smoke weed and spend money on candy from the 7-11. my life really is quite unfortunate. this isnt the worst part, this is just where i live. luckily i dont have to spend much time here cos i go to school in a different area though i have a "perfectly good public school" two feet away from my house (for realz).

Since the Olympics are going on in town i dont have school(woot) but its not as fun as it seems. i'm stuck in this ghetto suburb unless i take the train, which i admit i am too lazy to take sometimes. And even if i wasn't lazy (which i am), most of my "friends" have abandoned me.

My mother. i don't want to go into too much detail about how much she baby's me. so i'll give you guys an example:

Today i was making an omelet. Mum wasn't home so i knew id be okay. halfway through, as if she sensed that i was trying to cook for myself, she shows up from work and "shows me how to make a proper omelet". i know, i know, this sounds really lame. But i take these sorts of things very seriously.this was one of the not-so-bad ones. she has done worse.i definitely wont go into those right now.

Valentines Day. Lets call it what it really is, Single Awareness Day (S.A.D). i spent it with some lovely fellows named Ben and Jerry, and there was a chunky monkey involved.Although i did do a bit of a photo shoot, i'll add a photo and a link where you could see the rest.

I dont have time to write more today, but i hope that i can go on often.

See y'all around,

Love your little dead girl,

Kasia (Ka-sha)

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